1st: Huh, it’s the first. That means…. NIGHTVALE!!!
2nd: Day after Nightvale
3rd-13th: What day is it?
14th: Nightvale tomorrow!
15th: NIGHTVALE AGAIN!!!
16th: Day after Nightvale
30th: Nightvale tomorrow!!
31st: Oh… Well, Nightvale tomorrow!!!
When I wake up in the morning, it will be Night Vale time.
- accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
- say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
- ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
- know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.
Excerpt from Michael Fassbender on the upcoming Assassin’s Creed feature film:
"…we also want to bring new elements to it and perhaps our own version of things that already exist in the game."