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a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: kiluas, via angellikesbutts)

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coffeespoon-measuredlife:

Durability: Strength & Flexibility for Longer-Lasting Sound Pleasures

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Just stop.

Excerpt from Michael Fassbender on the upcoming Assassin’s Creed feature film:

"…we also want to bring new elements to it and perhaps our own version of things that already exist in the game."

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YAAAAAAAAS. #garigarikun

YAAAAAAAAS. #garigarikun

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Our buddy shirts for MAGFest 8.5! #pokemon #bulbasaur #squirtle #charmander #diy #tshirts

Our buddy shirts for MAGFest 8.5! #pokemon #bulbasaur #squirtle #charmander #diy #tshirts

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Made an awesome #bulbasaur shirt for MAGFest 8.5 next weekend. #pokemon #diy

Made an awesome #bulbasaur shirt for MAGFest 8.5 next weekend. #pokemon #diy

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I built a makeshift standing desk today so I wouldn’t have to sit down all day long.

I built a makeshift standing desk today so I wouldn’t have to sit down all day long.

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My new #spoonflower order came in today. The cotton poplin printing is so crisp! Sailor V scatter for a bag to carry at Otakon :] #sailormoon

My new #spoonflower order came in today. The cotton poplin printing is so crisp! Sailor V scatter for a bag to carry at Otakon :] #sailormoon

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coffeespoon-measuredlife:

castielismycherrypie:

important-fallen-angel:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

tamiiland:

cannedviennasausage:

contentkiller:

daysofxavierspast:

lamo-teamo:

calvaliers:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

naturalcomedian:

freshest-tittymilk:

seetheworldlikeido:

akeemofzamunda:

katskinx:

god damn it.

dammit.

Got damn

ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS.

LET’S NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW

FUCKING NO

you slick mother fucker

It’s two in the morning for fucks sake.

GODDAMNIT!

YOU SUMBITCH.

I am so mad

That’s way too fucking smooth.

I got halfway through before I realized, fuck all of you

I hate the internet

I love the internet 

FUCK YOU GUYS

I FUCKING FELL FOR IT

coffeespoon-measuredlife:

castielismycherrypie:

important-fallen-angel:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

tamiiland:

cannedviennasausage:

contentkiller:

daysofxavierspast:

lamo-teamo:

calvaliers:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

naturalcomedian:

freshest-tittymilk:

seetheworldlikeido:

akeemofzamunda:

katskinx:

god damn it.

dammit.

Got damn

ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS.

LET’S NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW

FUCKING NO

you slick mother fucker

It’s two in the morning for fucks sake.

GODDAMNIT!

YOU SUMBITCH.

I am so mad

That’s way too fucking smooth.

I got halfway through before I realized, fuck all of you

I hate the internet

I love the internet 

FUCK YOU GUYS

I FUCKING FELL FOR IT

(Source: littlemzred)

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#disney #aladdin #fanart

#disney #aladdin #fanart